Yes, Miami-Dade Assistant State Attorney Ignacio Vazquez was right. I got myself arrested on purpose in order to make a blockbuster movie that would earn me “pecuniary gain,” as he stated in his answer brief to my appeal brief.

Well now it’s time to cash in on all that pecuniary gain.

Without further adieu, let me present to you the future Oscar winning documentary that will change the way we look at movies forever: