Somebody give this man a tube of Preparation H.

After all, he’s been sitting on a scooter for the past three months, driving from Miami to Los Angeles, only to relax a few days before hitting the road again all the way to North Carolina.

Scott Branch, who has been documenting his adventures on his blog, Ipanemic, is now working his way back to Miami. At 40 mph.

Where he will no doubt star in his own Buns of Steel video.